An 11-year-old MC who’s part teddy bear, part pitbull and keeps it so real you’ll need a napkin.

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Every hood has the cool, cocky, overweight kid who either thinks he’s the shit or or is the shit and doesn’t know it yet. Many times his nickname is Peanut due to his peanut shaped head or body. He’s bangin’ in his white tee but his is not quite as oversized as the other kids’. He usually can be seen with a bag of some type of junk food tilted up to the sky while he sucks out the last few pieces of goo. He’s got a food stain on his shirt and on his upper lip.

He don’t give a damn about you unless you ’bout to pay him or feed him. ALL the ladies want him (in his own mind) as he rolls around town in his friend’s stepbrother’s 1987 Caprice Classic. He’s a modern day Fat Albert mixed with a splash of Ludacris, a dash of Biggie, a sprinkling of Andy Milonakus, essence of Cartman and whole lot of attitude. This is Lil’ Dump.

Hip Hop has seen its share of childhood MC’s from Kriss Kross to Lil Romeo to Lil Bow Wow. But none of them truly kept it as real as Dump. He’s straight outta the dirty and reprasentin the ATL to the fullest. His rhymes take you on a culinary tour of ghetto dining from chicken ‘n waffles to fried bologna sandwiches. He’s too hard for PE class so he forges notes from his doctor. He ain’t scared of nobody or nothing except for maybe hunger or walking too far. He will kill you in any game on his PSP.

His videos feature a parade of today’s dirty south hip hop heroes from Luda and Lil’ John to TI and Big Boi. Chunky 11-year-old girls dance on the playground while Dump blows through on his way to the drive-thru. His classroom transforms into a scene straight out of House Part II as kids on roller skates, big wheels and scooters bounce, get low and “Do tha Dump” to the track.

His vocal style has an unexpected lower tone for an 11-year-old. He somewhat intentionally gasps for breath between lines and doesn’t shy away from 11-year-old toilet humor. Guest MC’s on his tracks talk about picking him up from school and how he lives in their mansions. He’s a regular at the local quickie mart where he gets most of his food.

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